Sometimes opera rehearsals just look like really awkward meetings--where there's guns and knifes.
Nili: Oh, Tomer, you're the best director EVER!
Tomer: All I'm doing is subbing in as Edgardo for Scott.
Kris (in background): Why doesn't Tomer hold me like that? Baritones have needs, too.
This chicken chose the wrong place to roost.