Feb 17, 2009


This blog post goes out to all the people who plan their vacations six months in advance, all the people who buy toilet paper in bulk, all the people who, ahem, purchase their opera subscriptions as soon as they go on sale. This is for the people who plan ahead...

First of all, if you don't already know, we open The Barber of Seville on March 27.

Second, we are holding a Meet the Cast event on Wednesday, March 4 at 7:30 pm. It will again be at Joseph-Beth Booksellers (located in Legacy Village on Cedar in Lyndhurst). It's totally free and totally fun. (And I totally live in the San Fernando Valley, circa 1984.) Dean will play Merv Griffin and ask questions (questions like "Boxers or briefs?" and "On a scale of one to ten, just how hot is Carl?") But it's open to audience to ask away as well.

(I will post a reminder about this event closer to the date for all those people who use paper towels when they run out of toilet paper, all those people who can only think a day in advance...)


Bobby said...

Will there be any packaged tickets available? Like four-packs? I have a few friends who would love to go as well.

I hope that all of you are well and surviving the Cleveland doldrums. I miss you!

Western Reserved said...

Carl, to settle a debate between me and a friend, just what would be the ideal number of rolls of toilet paper to have on hand? Or wing, in your case

Carl said...

Take the number of members of your household, multiply that by six. Add one if you're a vegetarian. Subtract two if you're a male. Add five if any members of said household are between the ages of 4 and 12. Subtract one if you position your toilet paper roll so the paper hangs on the back of the roll.