We have a new addition to the office, and we haven't the faintest idea how it got here.
Behold, Eggplant Baby:
One day last week, it just appeared. No one on staff has confessed to adding Eggplant Baby to our motley crew. And trust me, we all have comic egos enough to want to claim this bizarre knick-knack as our sublime joke.
I mean, it's a cherub overjoyed to be bouncing atop a pile of eggplants! WTF?!
Of course, this meant we immediately bestowed premonitory power upon the figurine and all engaged in a Magic 8 Ball-type game of "Spin the Eggplant Baby."
Just another day at the office.