Mar 20, 2009
DEPARTING FROM THE LIBRETTO
Bartolo: I want my babybackbabybackbabyback baby back ribs!
Berta: Um, yeah, Chili's doesn't deliver to the early 1900s.
Almaviva: Aww, Fig, I really didn't mean it when I said that I could get a better haircut from a lawn mower.
Figaro: Grrrr. Go play your stupid guitar.
Rosina: I'm thinking some Farrah Fawcet-style feathering.
Figaro: I'm thinking...not.